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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Selamat Hari Raya! Jom Balik Kampong!

Dam-dam-dum, bunyi meriam...

Assalamualaikum Mugs...Xsangka dah raya kan?

Alhamdulillah, dapat jugakaku beraya sakan walaupon puasa x full (duhhh

Disebabkan tahun ni rezeki lebih,dapatlan sponsor unifom tahun ni. As axpected, mesti la dalam kaler faberet beta and compliment kaler Baby Coco..hehehe


Tahun ni tahun pertama beraya tanpa grandparents. So, dapat la balik kampung ayah lama sikit. Biasanya, ktorang balik kampung ayah di pagi raya. X jauh pon, setengah jam dah sampai. Belah mummy lain sket sebab kalau semua datang sekali, penuh rumah.. silap kena bersila kat luar rumah.



Bob sesuka hati je lari dari theme...


Gambar yang xbrape comel sbb guna tripod buatan tanga


Beraya dengan Baby COCO...

Disebabkan skill memanduaku xbrapa nak hebat, Along la jadi mangsa. Dia la yang bawak COCO balik kampung. Habis sembahyang raya, kami ramai2 ambik gambar. Sorry la, aku xde DSLR, so guna camera cikai aku yang dah miong lepas jatu kat opis haritu.




Ternet slow...aku upload gambar yang low-Q je





Mummy beriya2 nak amek gambar ngan Kaisara

Ain Kaisara ni adik kepada Sidik & Ain Umairah. Dulu, mak aku babysit kakak dengan abang Kaisara. Tapi lepas parents dorang pindah kat kampung, mak aku dah tak jaga dorang lagi.



Cousins yang majoritinya bapak budak


Cousins aku yang lelaki ade yang dah kawen dan masih bersekolah. Kalau x silap, yang paling kecik pon kat sekolah menengah. Ade tu yang lain pangkat tapi sama umur..




Cousins from all ages..ade yang dah beranak, ade yang skolah lagi




Anak sedara(including Kaisara, the youngest)


Makin ramai pulak anak sedara aku ni. Ni baru belah ayah, separuh x sampai lagi. Seronok tengok bebudak ni dapat duit raye..T_T




Aku dok depan sekali..hehe



Si comel....T_T..jeles giler


Dikesempatan ini, aku nak mengucapkan selamat berhari raya kepada semua yang mengenali diri ini...


Nanti kalau aku x busy makan ketupat, aku update lagi.


ADIOSAMIGOS..peace babeh..

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Easy English: Paraprosdokian???


I believe that my blog can be something more than just a platform for my daily nags. So, i decided to post something educating in weekly basis.I'm not into beauty, cosmetic, girly thingy and that's the reason why my blog is filled with ugly pics T_T. Nothing suits me better than English, Comics and Music.

I'm not a good English speaker but i do use English most of the time.

Our first English Lesson will be on PARAPROSDOKIAN or in my own bahasa pasar "Ayat mencabar minda"

Due to my "minah-blur" personality, i was always a victim of typical LAWAK BODOH (Grrr..).

Example: What is the sexiest animal ever?
Answer: Zebra
Rational: When you un-zip(Zeb) it, it will reveal it's bra

OMG, you call that LAWAK?'

Why do people goof around using LAWAK BODOH when AYAT MENCABAR MINDA is around.

What is Paraprosdokian? It is a figure of speech in which the latter part of the sentence is surprising enough to cause the reader to re-interpret the sentence again.

These are my favourite Paraprosdokian

1. To steal ideas from a person is plagiarism but to steal from many is research - A great sentence for Uitm students. Whenever you feel guilty to steal your friends idea, just copy from the internet... Done that!

2. Some causes happiness when they come. Other? Whenever they go - It's a fact. I hate a bitch so much that i wish she was never met her. Man, she's such a nuisance.

3. Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is always another woman (or women) - 2 words, one person.... Tiger Woods!

During my college days, my friends enjoy breaking the rules (chewing gum, FB-ing during lectures, bla..bla..bla). One day, they went swimming in a fish pond behind our hostel. They posted pics of them swimming like dolphins in FB. A friend of mine commented "Hey, there's a NO SWIMMING AND FISHING signboard". I replied to him, saying that it's OK since the signboard forbid Swimming AND Fishing.

Paraprosdokian lesson is perfect for those who enjoy being sadistic and sarcastic..just like me :P I hope you enjoy this lesson.

ADIOSAMIGOS