Me not your freakin Punching Bag

Morning everyone,

Another dull morning at the hellopis. Man, when will thigs get better?

Mood right now? Pissed!

This morning was loaded with calls from people who were not happy with thier CHING$$.. and yet, they blame me like I'm the one who's responsible for stamping their red,green or whatever colour notes. (dalam bahasa kasarnye: kamu ingat saya ni cop duit ke?)

When I told them they have to consult with another department, they said:

" Korang kan satu company... xleh check ke?"

Can someone tell them the meaning of procedures?
It wasn't as easy as pushing buttons... I have to call, make formal report, wait for a few hours, sigh, refresh e-mail for a thousand times & then get the freakin Q answered.

Pheww!

This reminds me of my epic fight with Dino a few weeks ago. I was depressed and started nagging to release my OTT anger. Pastu Dino cakap:

" Saye ni bukan tempat lepas marah"

He's right...

Patut ke aku marah balik orang yang marah aku x tentu pasal. Let them taste their own meds???

Let me stop here for now.

ADIOSAMIGOS

Coming Soon: 100 This To Do With JJong

Ape benda ni???

Ha, ni yang aku nak cerita sikit...

Korang pon tahu, tahun depan akak paling tua TTB dah nak kawen sudah. Jadi aku pon terfikir " Aku dah puas enjoy ke?". Tentu la tak kan...

Maka, mulai minggu depan aku akan memulakan projek baru yang dinamakan 100 THINGS TO DO WITH JJONG.

Kenapa seratus? - Saje je, hobi.

Kenapa JJONG - Sebab Puan Kembali Bekerja dan Kak Mah sangat busy

Kenapa dalam poster ade tulis makanan - sebab aku suka makan..

Target - Melakukan 100 perkara bersama teman rapat sebelum aku menjadi mak orang. Amacam, cool x?

Jadi, nantikan lambakan update dengan gambar2 yang super sengal dari kami. Kalau ade cadangan, boleh la bagitahu kami.

ADIOSAMIGOS...

Menyerang Giant Kelana Jaya

Boleh sesape buatkan saya kopi kapal terbang sebab mata ku dah macam kene glue dengan gam elefen. YAwnnnn...


Kisah hari ni adalah: Aktiviti shopping orang bujang...


Semalam, setelah beres sume pekerjaan di ofis (walaupon ade yang aku mem-buat2-lupe-kan) kami menyerang Giant Kelana Jaya. Tempat yang sangat sesuai untuk menambah stock roti kering, shampoo, sabun mandi dettol kaler biru yang mahal harganya dan jajan untuk dikunyah..


Tengah2 sibok bershopping, teringat pulak kat penthouse kami yang kurang serinya. Yang tinggal 5 bunga, tapi sehelai daun pon xde. So, kami decide nak beli tumbuh2an untuk menjadi pembekal oksigen kat penhouse kami yang bernilai jutaan ringgit itu

Mak2 membeli-belah

Seperti biasa, sila la abaikan mata dumpling beta

Selca bersama JJong.. Total failure

Membuli Abang waiter...Lambat Order

Gadis Ayu...

Puan Kembali Bekerja dan Cik Pink

Abaikan posing pura2 comel beta

Heart sign yang ditaja olej JJong

Si pokok yang masih tiada namanya

Perasmian oleh datuk bandar JJong

Balik semalam, sempat lagiaku beli DVD Prince Of Tennis... Seigaku rockkkks!

Nanti aku update lagi sebab skarang aku nak kena gerak gi One World Hotel.. Ade food testing.

ADIOS AMIGOS!!!

Contest Blog Hott and Cool

Blog aku ni blog tawar-hambar.. of coz sebab aku memang bland and blunt. Jadi aku dah beberapa purnama ni sibuk memikirkan camne nak pump-up blog aku. Kasi meriah sikit...

Tetibe, ternampak Cik Ceria kat shoutbox aku. Aku di Tag lagi.. Trimas la Eyot sebab masih ingat kat blog aku ni...Ropenye, die tag aku pasal ade contest blog hott and cool. Rasanya, x layak nak join sebab blog aku ni blog tahap dingin...


Ye la, blog aku ni kan di penuhi dengan leteran dan bebelan tahap doralin..

Aku ni x rajin blogwalking... blameit on my busy schedule and dull office. Tapi aku sangat tertarik ngan blog ala2 gadis2 riang. Mungkin sebab aku ni miserable and grumpy.

Cakap pasal grumpy, patut ke aku shove sekeping dua Chocolat Indulgence kat dalam tekak aku ni supaya boleh jadi cam Cik Ceria. (teringat time kena penyakit x bloeh stop senyum sebab terlebih makan donut JCo).

& kepada Cik Anis, Sila la accept ya walaupon blog saya x cool (taktik 1: Buat muka kesian)

Saya suka blog anda yang simple dan comel (Taktik 2: Puji2an)

lame giler ayat beta ni....

Ternyata beta ni x pandai mengampu..

Ni aku nak Tag

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I Just Dunno How To Love..

When my beloved Hongki sang "Girls dunno how to love", I wanna yell..

"hey dude, you got meh..."

Seriously, I'm a total idiot when it comes to being miss-nice-girlfriend. I can't stop being mean. Last night, I realised that I never change... not even a tiny bit. Giler teruk aku ni.

When he's not in a good mood, I loose my temper.

Which means, I'm a selfish so-called GF. Shame on me...

Can someone knocked my head so that I can forget how to be mean?

Man, it doesn't matter.. the worst has been done. Tahniah Miza! (sarcastic...haha)

MV Snapshot: Beautiful Target by B1A4

Morning, humans!

What do you think about my new header? There it is, the one with winking cute guy... With the last day of Eid is getting closer, I thought it's time to shove the ketupat aside and settle with something more tummy-soothing.

Moving on, B1A4 new MV is out (Yahooo!). For those who are not familiar with this awesome group, let me sum up in one sentence:

“They are the most awesome rookie of the year with comical image and great sense of humor, all contained in 5 cute vessels that I just wish I can keep in my pocket forever”

Phewww…

Here are the screenshots form their 3rd MV (plus crappy description by me)

Jinyoung, the leader was busy with his no-name experiment

in his lab

His friends came over...& suddenly, KABOOOM!

Jinyoung finally opened the door..(After Sandeul non-stop prayer)

It turns out that Jinyoung managed to teleport a cute girl with his bombastic experiment

The girl become the talk of the town

Even rabbit-teeth pilot adores her

The weird couple having a date, in front of a HOTEL

(I hope they are not minor)

Jin moved closer and their hands touched

Awhhh, so sweet!

Their skinship ignited a fire....

The event hit local news and Jinyoung was named the culprit

Jinyoung: This is impossible

Then, the ambulance arrived...

Together with baby-faced fireman

The paramedic was eager to help the girl

who obviously not hurt at all

Sandeul: I'm a paramedic, not a pedo

They even have live broadcast from the scene..

by another dorky-haired reporter

Instead of reporting on the progress, the reporter spent time

flirting with the girl-from-nowhere

Jinyoung was brought to court for judgement

by the mentally unstable Sandeul

I'm not guilty! I only touch her finger...

The lawyer, jury and judge blame Jinyoung for starting a fire

and To celebrate Jinyoung conviction, the police do their

epic-sprout-dance

Jinyoung begged only to be rejected

With Jinyoung behind the bar, it's time to snatched his girlfriend

Poor Jinyoungie is now a member of prison break!

What I like:

1- The MV is filled with humour from head to toe.. (plus Baro's comical act)

2- Great cameo

3- Tiger print sweater

4- Funny Engrish pronounciation: Zoom = Joom, Rocket = Loket

5- Jinyoungie & Sandeul voice (as usual)

What I hate...

1. Non-stop auto-tune

2. Jinyoungie's skinship with that girl (envy...)

3. CNU's hair... I just wish he chopped it before this comeback

4. Gongchan in Cnu's glasses

5. I the fact that this song is addictive..T_T

I'm having a hard time at the office lately, causing me to nag like an old lady. Still, I don't want to spread this moody virus to my readers and that's why I decided not to write bout my daily life.

Hope you enjoy the snapshot!

ADIOSAMIGOSSS!

Pics: How to reduce stress at Hellopis

I'm stressed! Tahap gaban... Seriously, I can't handle it anymore.



So, it's time for some motivational pics ^_^

HOW TO REDUCE STRESS

A SIMPLE TUTORIAL BY A CUTE GUY

LOOK AROUND FOR CUTIES

LAUGH ON A LAME JOKE

STRETCH YOUR LAZY BONES

DO SIT-UPS

MEDITATE PLUS SOME MAKYONG MOVES

ROLL LIKE A BROKEN SUSHI

HAVE SOMETHING COLD TO FREEZE YOUR BRAIN

Easy, right?

Mianhae for this lame-short-crappy update.. ADIOSAMIGOS!

Night at the Office!

Teka beta ada kat mane sekarang?

Freakin' banana, ME still sitting on my konon2 kerusi canggih in the Hellopis T_T. Boleh x aku nak nangis sekarang?

Awalnya, aku rancang nak dinner kat rumah je.. Siap cakap ngan tqa aku nak makan sardin lagi. Huk..huk.. aku terbengkalai di sini. Ya Allah, macam2 hal la company ni.

Speaking bout me-loved company, teringat plak semalam sempat berdating dengan Fattah and Faisal. Guess what? As expected, Faisal nak sambung study... what we least expected, Faisal nak gi Ausie.. Owhsomeee.

Me at this minute is stamping envelopes at my gloomy office.

Yes, the printing is over! So, kena la berkemas2 nak balik. (sedang mengemas beg).

"Qila, let's go babeh" kata aku sambil menyeret beg. Nasib baik Qila boleh hantar sampai Mentari Court. Kalau x kena la beta menapak balik rumah.

Bila sampai Mentari, JJong pulak yang jadi mangsa kena ambik aku. Sampai rumah, terperanjat tengok ade kuah sardin, telur dadar ngan nasik kat atas meja. Alhamdulillah, dapat jugak jamah nasik tengah2 malam buta ni.

MORNING AGAIN! It's 15 june and me totally excited coz tomorrow is holiday...

But wait....

It's 8.27 PM on 15 June 2011 and Me is sitting at a brown couch at the middle of Subang Parade. Not for fun but to work... Banana betul.

Aku baru habis mengira duit company dan sedang menunggu housemate yang baik hati menjemput... (Perut lapar!). Sepatutnya aku dah adekat rumah mummy time ni. But thanks to tempat aku mencari rezeki, aku terperangkap dalam hutan batu for one more day.

Banyak la punya one more day...

ESok aku menyambut hari Malaysia di office.

Me gonna bury my head in a pail of water and cry...mehhhh..

PS: Post mengarut ni gua tulis dari malam 14 June sampai la waktu isyak 15 june...

Tax and Youngsters

Eve everyone!

Some of you may notice that i have a weird hobby which is to take things seriously. Man, I couldn't help it!

Dino once quoted:

Hun, stop thinking about the world and start focusing on yourself. Ni xde, kenapa tu la..ni la.. macam2 tau u ni. Patut la asyik sakit kepala.

Mehh, Hubby's rite..but still, i can't stop!

What's on my mind rite now:
1) Why on earth I have to pay RM 10.60 for RM10 topup and who will be spending my precious 60 cents.
2) Young Lesbo!

If you ask me why should I cherish my 60 cents yang x seberapa tu... my answer is: Sepuluh sen ibarat setitik peluh aku menaip kat opis ni. Let's do some calculation:

Topup/week = RM 10

Topup/month = RM 10 x 4

Tax = RM 0.6

Tax/month = RM 2.40

What can i buy with RM 2.40?
1) Eggs (at least 5 of them)
2) 2 tube of Mentos (which can last 2 weeks on my table)
3) Nasik Lemak Pakcik Joget depan opis

That's a lot! Kalau aku sorang je dorang dah pow 2 hengget 40 sen sebulan...ni kan plak kali dengan brape juta lemon orang yang still pakai topup kat Malaysia ni! Boleh la sponsor beg Hermes kat Tetttt...

Owkeh, next issue!

Anyone read some Malay juicy gossip??? (Me!!!!). Wah, there's a young actress who openly wrote about her relatiopship with another HER. (Boleh la bace kat Abang Nara sana)

Girl, you don't know what u missed. I'm not pious but i'll never be a same-sex love supporter! NEVER!

Punya la banyak jejaka kacak tahap hidung bedarah kat dunia ni, gadis yang ade ape yang ko ade jugak ko nak. Dah macam Twincest (except for the face) aku tengok. Serius geli. Tuhan ciptakan Adam dan Hawa untuk saling melengkapi. Kalau dunia ni Hawa X Hawa je, x de la next generation. Simple rule of life...

Biar la orang nak kata aku kolot ke, outdated ke.. yang penting: Haram tetap Haram (kecuali darurat)..

Ok la, nak stop bercerita jap... Ade satu baldi lagi keje yang x finish.

Opis Kian Sunyi

Assalamualaikum,

Selepas 3 hari bercuti (termasuk MC hari jumaaat), aku dikezutkan dengan ketiadaan Kapan atau nama femesnye Aaron Ajis.

Freakin Banana, bukan next week ke mamat tu transfer?

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Serius bosan kalau Kapan xde (oi Kapan, ko dengar X?). Maka, hari ni dengan rasmi nye aku menjadi engineer tunggal kat dalam opis ni.

Pasni, xleh la aku nak buat lawak kilang lagi T_T. Arghhhh, xboleh nak bersuka-suki lagi.

Nampaknya, aku kena la berdoa dapat kawan baru kat ofis ni. Susah bila xde geng jiwa muda kat kotak konkrit ni..

Yes, my office is a concrete hell!

Anyway, korang dah tengok x citer CARS2? Kalau x tengok lagi, sila gi book tiket sekarang. Memang kelakar cipan especially masa opening. Ade iklan toys story pasal Barbie ngan Ken nak gi holiday kat Hawaii..

Dari minggu lepas aku teringin nak tengok Hantu Bonceng tapi x dapat2. Ingat nak layan tengok ngan Dino, tapi Dino dah gi tengok ngan member die. What can i say? Sabor je la..

Gempar: Cik Mah Bertunang?

Assalamualaikum orang bumi!!!


Dah puas korang belasah rendang ngan ketupat? Sekarang tiba masa untuk kembali bekerja. Owh,man..aku x puas cuti lagi ni.

Jumaat lepas aku ngan JJong bergerak naik bas ke rumah Eli kat Taiping@Tepen. Pukul 3 pagi baru sampai. Sambil menunggu Eli, sempat layan lagu jiwang kat workshop tepi jalan.Trimas kepada family Eli yang bagi permission nak tumpang tdo satu malam. Disebabkan sampai taiping lambat, aku lambat bangun jugak. Masa aku bangun, sume orang dah mandi.

Akibatnya: Make-up disaster, tudung disaster, baju disaster..


Lepas dah siap2, kami pon gi makan nasik lemak..serius sedap (walaopon ELi ngan Cik Siti beriya2 cakap nasik lemak pakcik Joget depan opis lagi cool).

Lepas dah makan2, kami gi mnunggu Kak Dell kat Hospital area pematang pauh.. aku x hengat name sepital tu, dah lama pencen jadi orang penang.OMG, sampai kosong balikperut pon kak Dell x sampai lagi. Rupenye Kak Dell sibuk melilit tudung pink...(dah agak dah)


Disebabkan kelewatan kami insan yang lemah ni, majlis diteruskan. Nak lagi best, siap sesat2 lagi kat Langgar. Padahal masing2 dah pernah gi rumah Cik Mah. Sampai2, semua dah settle..tinggal makan je..


Aku inggat Cik Mah wat majlis kecik2 je, rupenye siap ade pelamin lagi (level jeles dah memuncak)..Tema kaler pink.

Eli sempat lagi Calling darling die

Gadis bertudung pink yang berposing ala2 promoter florist

Seperti biasa, abaikan eyebag aku yang cam dumpling

Jeles tengok Kak Dell, aku pon nak berposing ngan bunga gak

Kanak2 ribena yang aku paksa jadi backdrop

Baju nikah kaler peach..OMG, I Likeeyyyy

Cincin habib jewel siot.....

Macaron yang super manis

Bling!

Walaopon Cik Mah x bagi, aku tetap buat"peaace"

Cik Mah show off bling dijari lagi

Aku xmao tunang, tapi aku mao itu bunga!

Setelah dipasksa, akhirnya zemah buat jugak PEACE

Selca ngan Kak DEll (apehal ntah Kak Dell buat muka sweeet sangat)

Malam tu aku bertolak balik KL ngan Cik Siti. 9 jam dalam bas baru sampai. Dapat la aku tdo 3 jam atas tilam kat rumah.Pukul 6 lebih Dino dah kejut aku nak gi beraya rumah Apeng.

Tup2 kena seret gi rumah family Dino. Ya Allah, seriues gelabah. Nasib baik ade Iman.. aku pon menghabiskan masa melayan Si Iman yang time tu x brape sihat.

ODW nak gi rumah Apeng, kawan Dino call dari Melaka. Kami (aku, Dino, dan bekas2 housemate Dino) detour sekejap pergi Melaka (Mummy, I'm here!). Lepas tu baru beraya ngan Apeng. Best jugak dengar cerita Apeng pasal Sabah, rase cam tengok discovery plak.

Dah beraya, aku ngan Dino gi berjalan2..maklumlah, lama x jumpe.

Dino ngan baik hati belikan aku DVD citer yang aku sibuk mencari2... Walaopon ktorang ske bergaduh, tapi he's understanding. Dia faham sangat hobi aku yang ske tengok citer abang hensem bunuh2-tembak2 ni..

K la, aku nak gi tido jap...hingus dah cam air terjun amazon

ADIOSAMIGOSSS