Selamat Hari Raya! Jom Balik Kampong!

Dam-dam-dum, bunyi meriam...

Assalamualaikum Mugs...Xsangka dah raya kan?

Alhamdulillah, dapat jugakaku beraya sakan walaupon puasa x full (duhhh

Disebabkan tahun ni rezeki lebih,dapatlan sponsor unifom tahun ni. As axpected, mesti la dalam kaler faberet beta and compliment kaler Baby Coco..hehehe

Tahun ni tahun pertama beraya tanpa grandparents. So, dapat la balik kampung ayah lama sikit. Biasanya, ktorang balik kampung ayah di pagi raya. X jauh pon, setengah jam dah sampai. Belah mummy lain sket sebab kalau semua datang sekali, penuh rumah.. silap kena bersila kat luar rumah.

Bob sesuka hati je lari dari theme...

Gambar yang xbrape comel sbb guna tripod buatan tanga

Beraya dengan Baby COCO...

Disebabkan skill memanduaku xbrapa nak hebat, Along la jadi mangsa. Dia la yang bawak COCO balik kampung. Habis sembahyang raya, kami ramai2 ambik gambar. Sorry la, aku xde DSLR, so guna camera cikai aku yang dah miong lepas jatu kat opis haritu.

Ternet slow...aku upload gambar yang low-Q je

Mummy beriya2 nak amek gambar ngan Kaisara

Ain Kaisara ni adik kepada Sidik & Ain Umairah. Dulu, mak aku babysit kakak dengan abang Kaisara. Tapi lepas parents dorang pindah kat kampung, mak aku dah tak jaga dorang lagi.

Cousins yang majoritinya bapak budak

Cousins aku yang lelaki ade yang dah kawen dan masih bersekolah. Kalau x silap, yang paling kecik pon kat sekolah menengah. Ade tu yang lain pangkat tapi sama umur..

Cousins from all ages..ade yang dah beranak, ade yang skolah lagi

Anak sedara(including Kaisara, the youngest)

Makin ramai pulak anak sedara aku ni. Ni baru belah ayah, separuh x sampai lagi. Seronok tengok bebudak ni dapat duit raye..T_T

Aku dok depan sekali..hehe

Si comel....T_T..jeles giler

Dikesempatan ini, aku nak mengucapkan selamat berhari raya kepada semua yang mengenali diri ini...

Nanti kalau aku x busy makan ketupat, aku update lagi.

ADIOSAMIGOS..peace babeh..

Easy English: Paraprosdokian???

I believe that my blog can be something more than just a platform for my daily nags. So, i decided to post something educating in weekly basis.I'm not into beauty, cosmetic, girly thingy and that's the reason why my blog is filled with ugly pics T_T. Nothing suits me better than English, Comics and Music.

I'm not a good English speaker but i do use English most of the time.

Our first English Lesson will be on PARAPROSDOKIAN or in my own bahasa pasar "Ayat mencabar minda"

Due to my "minah-blur" personality, i was always a victim of typical LAWAK BODOH (Grrr..).

Example: What is the sexiest animal ever?

Answer: Zebra

Rational: When you un-zip(Zeb) it, it will reveal it's bra

OMG, you call that LAWAK?'

Why do people goof around using LAWAK BODOH when AYAT MENCABAR MINDA is around.

What is Paraprosdokian? It is a figure of speech in which the latter part of the sentence is surprising enough to cause the reader to re-interpret the sentence again.

These are my favourite Paraprosdokian

1. To steal ideas from a person is plagiarism but to steal from many is research - A great sentence for Uitm students. Whenever you feel guilty to steal your friends idea, just copy from the internet... Done that!

2. Some causes happiness when they come. Other? Whenever they go - It's a fact. I hate a bitch so much that i wish she was never met her. Man, she's such a nuisance.

3. Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is always another woman (or women) - 2 words, one person.... Tiger Woods!

During my college days, my friends enjoy breaking the rules (chewing gum, FB-ing during lectures, bla..bla..bla). One day, they went swimming in a fish pond behind our hostel. They posted pics of them swimming like dolphins in FB. A friend of mine commented "Hey, there's a NO SWIMMING AND FISHING signboard". I replied to him, saying that it's OK since the signboard forbid Swimming AND Fishing.

Paraprosdokian lesson is perfect for those who enjoy being sadistic and sarcastic..just like me :P I hope you enjoy this lesson.

ADIOSAMIGOS

Aku Nak Balik Kampung.. Suka Hati Aku La

Balik kampung adalah perkara yang aku nanti2kan semenjak menjadi anak rantau ni (chewahhh!) Walaupun Melaka ngan KL ni sekangkang kura2 je, tetap excited. Nak-nak pulak bile dah dekat raya ni. Body kat office, tapi badan kat rumah (dah cam penanggal la pulak)

Disebabkan tahun lepas aku x cuti lama, tahun ni ingat nak cuti 2 minggu. Tengok budak Dept Quality senang2 je dapat cuti, aku pon try nasib jugak.

Rupenye dapat 2 hari je (kuang ajor giler)

Ade jugak mulut2 yang tett sebab tanya "kenapa nak sibuk2 balik kampung lama2..bukan ade in-laws pon"..

Agak2 la wei.. aku ade mak lagi la...

Mungkin mereka2 itu xde keluarga, sebab tu x kesah nak beraya.

Ish, sepatutnya hari yang gembira cam hari raya patut disambut ngan family sambil makan ketupat yang dicicah dengan sambal udang (nyum..nyum) dan bukannye bershopping di KLCC sambil makan fries MCD.

Mungkin hari isnin baru aku balik rumah walaupon aku dah beli tiket nak balik jumaat ni..

Sorry mummy, nanti hujung tahun kite gi holiday k..

ADIOSAMIGOS...

It's been 6 Years...

Salam,

6 years ago, I was just another girl who on weekend asked for 2 Ringgit from my father to buy jajan from Uncle Roti.

It was 6 years ago....

My late Ayah is a wonderful man with a clear point of view. All things will be done his way. Blame it on his military training T_T.

He's a serious man who hate to have his picture taken, which clearly explained why i don't have his picture hanging in my room. The only picture of him i have with me is a scanned copy of his IC. I just adore his Blonde-super-saiyan hair.

I wish he was there when I received my SPM result. I wish he gave me flowers during my graduation. And I wish he was there when I brought my first car...

The thing i regret most in my life is the fact that i rarely spent time with him during my high school days. I was busy with my school activities while he was busy being the bread-winner. I was such a fool..

The last time he appeared in my dream was in January, a few days before my grandma passed away. He was visiting me with a big smile his face. we were having a father-daughter catching-up moment when he said he must go. I asked him why..

"Dad have an important thing to do. Dad can't stay here for long"

After that, he vanished...

I wish i can see him in my dream again so that i can tell him that i'm doing great and he got nothing to worry about..and

Thanks for being my such a great Dad.

* A tribute to my father who passed away on 20th Aug 2006 due to heart failure.

Heppi Bday Eli!

Saengilchukahamnida...Saengilcukahamnida..saranghaneun Eli gun... Saengilchukahamnida...

Yahoooo! (baloons flying...)

Hari ni hari yang baik untuk aku sebab

1. Aku nak balik kampong!!!

2. Payday walaupon xde bonus payment

3. Birthday SDPA Model, Eli....

Memandangkan cik Eli berada kat Elphil hari ni, x dapat la nak menge-wish kat rumah. Mesti best sebab Encik Kembali Bekerja @ Pakwe Eli ade kat Elphil.. OMGGeeee, mesti sibuk ngedate sakan

Ah Eli..ko sengaja buat aku jeles kan???? heheh

SADISTIC KPOP COPY:Cinta 247 by Max24

I have to write this post in English since i'll send this to my friends in Soompi and Crunchyroll.


For those who never heard about this freakin' Ouch-some group, i'll tell you a bit on their profile.


Name: Max 24 (fomerly known as 24/7 but changed it to Max 24)
Origin: Malaysia.
Age range: 18 to 25
Members: A'ar, Jaq, Mirul, Eykal, Iym, Taamin. OB, Kim, Hans, Alloi, Virgo, Fifiey
Singles: Satu Cinta (One Love) and Cinta 247 (247 Love)



Their management claimed that they may look like a Kpop group but they are original (or in other words - THEY ARE NOT A CLONE). they also claim that dance is universal, so there's no such things as J-Pop dance and K-pop dance.


I'm a kpop fangirl and i support other K-pop style group (e.g: K-otic) if they have talents. But I dunno why I cannot help but to hate this group. Their songs are so-so, their dance are weak, the formation is poor and they don't have Aegyo!


When i watch their MV, it was a clear statement that they wanna be KPOP Group. So, I made these pics to show you what they got (or what they copy..hehe)

OK, Let's just pretend to notice that they are ORIGINAL...

I'm not Anti-Malaysian Artist... I love Ziana Zain, 4U2c, KRU and bla..bla. But I seriously think that this group need to recondsider labeling themselves as M-pop group.

* Credit to: jykpop.wordpress.com, cybernopi.com, & myhighdefinition.blogspot.com for the pics.

** Dun forget to watch their MV in youtube.

*** M-Pop is the term used to simplify Malaysian Pop

Bekas Pengetua Kini Pengarah Jabatn Pelajaran Melaka

Afternoon is a great time to bermalas2 in the office. Kenapa la office aku ni mampu bertindak bagai freezer tanpa belas kasihan? Patut ke aku buat aktiviti jahat untuk menghentikan process pembekuan manusia di bangunan ini..

Okeh, stop! Sebenarnya aku nak cerita sikit berita yang aku x sengaja terjumpe mase meng-Google nama sekolah aku..

SEKOLAH MENENGAH KEBANGSAAN MALIM MELAKA

Last skali aku menjejakan kaki aku ke kesekolah ialah pada hari aku amek result spm. Ingat lagi, time tu akau pakai t-shirt biru, Jeans baggy ngan selipar jamban je... hoho..dah 4 tahun la kiranya..

Dah 3 orang adik-beradik aku belajar kat sekolah ni.. tapi rasenya aku la yang paling depressed sekali masa sekolah kat sana. Aku ni kan minah kaki buku, aku x gemar sangat nak berkawad tengah2 panas. kalau x silap aku, bila hari rabu je kene berkawad sampai pukul 4. Teramat la bosan.

Again, lari topic.. sebenarnya aku nak cerita pasal website sekolah aku tu. Dok sekodeng2 website tu, tenampak berita pasal ex-pengetua. Rupanya dah jadi pengarah... Hohoh, inspiring ni.

Kalau x percaya, boleh bukak wesite Jabatan Pelajaran Negeri Melaka (aku malas nak letak gambar sebab ternet cam lembu)

Adiosamigoss..

Aku akan ber HOROR-RAYA

Salam and morning mugs,

Seperti yang korang tahu, aku sanagt la super excited nak beraya tahun ni. Kebetulan pulak, Dino dapat balik ke semenanjung dan semestinya ade peluang nak berdating..Yahoo

Last year, aku kene keje pada hari aku sepatutnye bergumbira bersama keluarga.

1- Raye ke-3 - Kene keje sebab ade satu shitty person sibuk nak bercuti walaupon die x sambut raye

2- Dino Bday - Spending Dino Bday at the office.

3- My 21st bday - Tanker tersangkut kat tengah jalan, xbleh unload and semestinya kena marah ngan bos.

4- Raya Korban - terpaksa menjadi jurufoto untuk majlis korban kat kilang.

And again, aku dapat berita aku kene kerja mase musim raye. Cuti aku yang mungkin di-approve ialah 2 hari je... Woho, cuti tahun aku masih ade 20 hari. Ni dah bulan ogos...

Dino releks je dengar aku x dapat cuti.. biase la, lelaki. Kena la stay cool and steady.

Another thingy, mak aku mesti bengkek dengar aku kene keje. Arghhh, camne nak kabo kat mak beta ni?????

Nampaknya, tahun depan je la aku beraya dengan family... tu pon kalau ade rezeki nak beraya lagi.

Insyaallah.........

3rd Person in Love

Salam....

Mushy side of me is back which means i'm in a total outrageous mood swing. Today's topic is "3rd Person" or Orang ke-3.

Love can be 1-sided, two-sided and three-sided.

For me, it's ok to for us be the 3rd person as long as we did nothing to break the couple apart or in other words - silent watcher. During high school, i have a deep lovey-dovey feeling on my best friend who's then dated my best friend. It was such a hard time for me since he was my first love. Everytime i tried to be supportive, my heart stopped beating.

Till the very end, I did nothing to break them apart and they eventually spit. I heard the break-up news after a few months. After a few years, my best friend asked me for a date and I gladly said YES. I was really happy to finally date my first love. After the awesome date, we broke up because i'm used to be his BESTIE rather than being his girlfriend. Maybe during my 3rd-person days, my feelings towards him transformed to Bestie-love.

There are times when we don't even know or realize that we are the middle-girl. It happened to my GFF. She dated a man whom she met through a mutual friend. It was a serious mature relationship and the guy even visited her parents. He even said that he will send rombongan merisik in a few months. My GFF was having the time of her life..having a loving family, a promising job and also a caring BF.

One day, she have a bad feeling about her BF because he was busy most of the time. The guy told her he doesn't have a FB account (which was obviously doubtful). She create another account and start a search on her BF. She was shocked when she saw a picture of her BF with a lady. He even state his status as "Engaged to XXXX". She stole the picture and upload it to her FB.

The guy was pleading her to stay. He even said that he will introduce her to his fiancée. Seriously, he is such a manwhore. For him, it's just a simple matter. He can marry both. My GF was pissed and refuse to accept his apology. What's funnier, the guy said "if we can't be husband and wife, let's just be Abang-adik angkat". Double manwhore label.

I told my GFF to stay strong and it's better to know his true colur now before it's to late.

That's all for now...

ADIOSAMIGOS!

Kerana Aku COCO Cedera

Salam,


Mood: Depressed tahap Gaban.


Kini, daku dah berkereta..Yabedabedu (Ayat orang kemaruk dapat barang baru). Sabtu lepas aku dah menjemput ahli baru kelaurga kami, Si Saga berwarna kelabu (kekadang nampak cam cekelat) di kedai kereta.

Ku namakan si Saga itu COCO sebab kaler die cam cekelat sikit. Dengan adenye si COCO, terubat rindu aku pada Baby Q (lappy aku yang tersadai di bawah katil) dan Baby Blue (yang kini menjadi tunggangan En.Husaini). Sob..Sob


Trimas kepada BOB yang sudi mendahulukan duit bonus 500 beliau untuk memasang Tinted dan juga safety lock untuk adik beliau yang tengah sesak ni.


Disebabkan skill memandu aku ni baru tahap beginner, BOB la yang bawak COCO balik. Mase sampai rumah, Mummy ngan adik2 semangat nak tengok sebab mase aku buat order dorang x ikut. Kesian pulak kat pikachu sebab xde mase hari sabtu tu sebab Baba Ijam die bawak pergi shopping raye.

Sabtu malam tu, BOB dengan kijamnya membuli aku. Aku dah la x biase bawak kereta, apatah lagi bawak kereta yang besar gaban ni. Siap suroh aku ronda2 kat Ayer Keroh yang ramai orang sebab sume sibuk membeli-belah kat Mydin. Mesti ramai yang menyumapah aku malam tu.

Esoknya, berlatih lagi, kali ni kami gi Stadium Hang Jebat. Banyak jugak orang berlatih bawak kereta (tak terkecuali abang2 yang makan dalam kereta). Banyak jugak si BOB membebel. Aku rasa cam dilatih untuk menjadi pemandu F1 sebab x abes2 suroh aku bawak lelaju.


Sampai kat depan rumah, BOB suroh aku parking kat dalam. Aku dah KETAQ tahap cipan sebab entrance sangat narrow. Die suroh aku tekan break, aku terlajak tekan minyak..

Kreekkkk, Selamat sudah...

COCO telah cedera. Telinga kanan COCO nyaris tercabut...

Bayang orang kat cermin tu bukan aku..hohoh

Buat masa ni COCO diletakkan dibawah penjagaan family aku di Melaka. Nanti bile aku dah OK, baru bawak balik KL.

ADIOSAMIGOS...

Otak Bagai Di-Bombard Mercun Raya

Anyone with piles of work to do? Put your Hands Up!

Hari ni, aku berseorangan ke opis kerana Cik JJong demam. Kesian die. Lepas belasah Pizza Meat Mania semalam, aku sebagai housemate yang baik gi meneman JJong ke klinik jang x jauh dari penthouse. Nak dijadikan cerita, tunggu doktor sejam (walaupon klinik kosong...) pastu jumpe doktor 5 minit. Nak kate doktor gi sembahyang terawih..HARAM. Die hindu... Sangat bengong.

Hari ni, Nyaris2 aku terbatal puasa walaupon baru pukul 11 pagi. Weh, ape kejadah banyak sangat keje ni. Aku ingat dah x jadi assistant manager x payah la buat keje banyak2, ni dah tahap gunung Kinabalu dah ni. Dah cascade kat orang lain pon jadi banyak lagi.

Otak dah la kekurangan glukosa semenjak x mengunyah candy dalam ofis. Tenaga pon dah sampai tahap slowpoke, camne la beta nak menyelesaikan amanah boss ni....

Sume file dalam office nampak cam kek...

Ya Allah, kurangkan la beban keje aku ni...

Next two week aku ade seminar lagi. Yang paling kurang ajor, sampai pukul 5.30. Tunggu bas kat venue 10 minit, Naik bas gi bangsar 20 minit, tunggu bas kat Bangsar 10 minit, Naik bas balik rumah 20 minit, jalan kaki 20 minit... pukul brape aku nak berbuka. Mentang2 trainer die bukan islam, kemain lambat habis seminar.

Perasaan nak marah kian membuak....

Memandangkan internet bagaikan sipot sedut kurang oksigen, aku stop kat sini. Jumpe lagi malam karang.

ADIOSAMIGOS.....

Mood Beraya Dah Berleluasa...

Dam~Dam~Dum~Bunyi Mercun...
Budak2 menangis tangan putus...

Pose baru sepoloh hari dah sibuk nak beraya. Itu lah al-kisah kita hari ni.


Pagi tadi, aku dengan muka xcukup tido tiba di opis sangat awal (15 minit sebelum waktu kerja bermula). Bila sampai ke kerusi empuk aku... Ya Allah

Semangat giler geng Opis aku ni.. dah siap pasang lampu Lip-Lap lagi. Kemain mengerlip. Ni yang membuatkan mood bekerja hilang sebab mood cuti sudah mali.

X sangka lagi 3 minggu nak raya. Cuti pon dah plan. Baru ingat tahun ni nak cuti lama sikit, tapi kena handle workshop pulak seminggu lepas raya.

Memandangkan raye tahun ni x dapat bonus (ggrrr...). Duit bonus akan di-utilize menjadi bajet bercuti. Mula2 ingat nak gi Shanghai sebab nak beli barang fake, pastu takut pulak. Risau gak sebab takut orang kat sana x paham bahasa inggeris kitorang yang ala carte ni.

Kalau gi Bandung best jugak kan....

Mengenangkan perancangan ktorang nas sambung study tahun depan terpaksa la bercuti dalam negara je. Target? Sabah... Yahooooo..

Lama betul x gi holiday bersama TTB. Last skali gi percutian bajet ke Langkawi. Time tu aku Sem 4 kat uni.

(pilih gambar ni sebab mase tu aku kurus)

Haha, time tu aku memang suka pakai jaket kalau keluar... walaupon suhu mencecah tahap didih. Tudung pon tudung bawal je.

Esok nak balik kampung sebab BABY COCO akan tiba!

AdiosAmigos!

BOSS.. TOLONG BAGI SAYA BONUS

Asssalamualaikum,

Kepada mereka2 yang berkhidmat dengan kerajaan, boleh start enjin dan pergi membeli belah sekarang sebab confirm korang dapat bonus.

Best betol dengar orang dapat bonus ni...Sperti biasa, hari ni ade orang call aku tanye..

"Puan, bonus bila nak dapat? Brape bulan agaknya ye?"

*Sigh....

Nasib bekerja di HR, jadi cam tempat Aduan Rakyat la pulak. Aku memang x tahu ape2 pasal bonus ni. Ade orang cakap dapat Edebans satu bulan sebelum raya.

Anticipation dah menggunung. Baju raye, sehelai x beli lagik. Kuih, kompen la beli. Yang lagi mengerikan, seluar jeans Dino yang aku tapau x ganti lagik...fuhh, semput akaun harimau gua.

Baju Raya Idaman

Bukan aku sorang je yang betul2 mengharap Advance bonus, aku rase sume assistant2 manager yang sedang memerah keringat di ladang dan kelang2 pon mengharap jugak. Nasib baik la time raye tu dah gaji.

Nampaknya, raya tahun ni kena la bersederhana...

So, No more Angpau from me!!!!! hahahaha (evil laugh)

Kepada Bapak F, sila la bagi kami bonus awal tahun ni. Kami nak booking tiket gi Bandung ni!

AdiosAmigos!

I'll Back Off to Focus on Being A Writer

Morning Mugs,


Nodobby missed me so i'll not ask the lame "Do you miss me?" question.



Living multiple life is sure hard. In the morning, I am the ordinary office executive who keep on staring at the clock and wish that time moves in the speed of light. On free time, i'm the lazy writer who currently working on my short stories.



To be honest, I am more proud of being a writer rather than a blogger. Coz i have more SUBSCIBER.




After a long HIATUS (nearly a season), i decided to update my first and second Fic. So far, the feedbacks are positive.




Last saturday, I was having such a blast when my fics reached their 33rd subscriber. Next target, 66 subcribers before September!

(This was taken last night)

FIRST COMMENT BY LOLISHO

(SENSORED DUE TO PRIVACY POLICY)

Mushy Me : 10 Things I Hate About You

Semenjak dua tiga menjak ni aku kembali menjadi Miss Emo yang x de keje lain selain dari memerah air mata tanpa sebab. Dah jadi emo ni kena la melayan cerita jiwang kan? hhoho.. So hari ni aku nak kongsi Poem yang si curi dari Movie 10 Things I hate About You ( Wajib tengok sebab Heath nampak sungguh Hawtie..).

(The man who used to flirt with me..heheh)

I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you’re always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you’re not around,

and the fact that you didn’t call.

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,

not even close…

not even a little bit…

not even at all.

Aku teringat poem ni biler ternampak seseorang dari Zaman Lampau yang sedang menjalani hidup yang bahagia sekarang.

PS: Don't get me wrong... I'm not two-timing Dino...

Selamat Berpuasa

Ramadhan is here again. Alhamdulillah...

Rasa macam baru beberapa bulan lepas aku berpuasa kat Kilang S. Rindu pulak kat mereka-mereka yang menjadi kawan tempat aku nak meluahkan kemarahan ku yang meruap2 dikala itu.

Lama betul aku x update blog ni. Bila aku dah start bermuka buku semula, x de masa pulak nak mengupdate. Mungkin jugak blog ni akan terbengkalai buat kali ke-2 sebab aku nak memfocuskan diri ku menjadi penulis di sebuah website penulis bebas. Dah setahun aku menulis, x siap2 jugak ceritanya.

Writer lain sume dah ade 3-4 cerita. Tulis omputeh, confirm la aku lembap. yang penting, aku dah janji nak siapkan cerita aku tahun ni jugak. penat nak cekau idea sebab aku rase cerita aku tu lame giler.

Cerita first x habes lagi, idea nak buat cerita no 4 dah tiba (cerita no 2, 3 dah terbengkalai jugak). Mungkin aku nak masukkan sikit pengalaman aku berchenta monyet yang x seberapa ni.

Apesal aku buat ayat cam budak baik ni??

K la, nak chow.. aku nak gi open fast kat hotel.

ADIOSAMIGOS..